The Five Fingered Mary:

"Misunderstood"
Damn you Hellboy. September 10 here? That's just inhuman.

Mind = blown.

So it's not exactly jet packs. What it is, though, is an electric car that looks like a Lotus Elise that can drive itself and go underwater.

What's that smell? Oh yeah! THE FUTURE!

Yakuza! Ninjas! Tempura! Sushi! Chainsaws! Flying Guillotine! Drill Bra! Yes!

This is the trailer for the Wachowski's Speed Racer

Things I am not:

1. A purist.
2. A stickler for realism.
3. Against the abundant use of CGI.

And despite all that, I am very, very dismayed by this trailer. It is fucking ridiculous, and does not at all indicate a movie I want to watch.

Sigh.

I think there is nothing left to say here.

Elijah Wood. The Puppet Master. Going crazy. Is he on drugs? Am I on drugs? It sure fucking feels like it.

It's...hard to believe this is real, but this is the trailer for an upcoming game called Bibleman: A Fight for Faith. It is based on a TV series of the same name starring Willie Aames, who's best known for being in Charles in Charge. The villain of this game is called Wacky Protestor. I'm not joking.

All I have to say is that this is probably the best voiceover ever. Imagine an animated world, where there is no God, or no faith. Awesomesauce

There aren't many things I am still surprised by in this world, but I have to admit, the sight of 1500 inmates of the Cebu Provisional Detention and Rehabilitation Center reenacting Michael Jackson's Thriller is a new one to me. Now that's a progressive penal system.

Obviously, this is the kind of thing that makes me damn proud to be a Filipino.

When I heard that Stallone was going to do another Rambo movie, I kind of blinked out. Stallone is 60 years old now, and while I throughly enjoyed Rocky Balboa and found Stallone to be convincingly invincible, it just didn't feel right to thing about Rambo as an old man. I mean, it's one thing to do Rocky, which has always been about an underdog. But Rambo? Could Stallone possibly do an awesome old-man Rambo?

A trailer has been released recently. You can view that here:



All I can say is, fuck, yeah.